A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.

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Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

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so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

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Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade



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Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary.
Chuck Palahniuk (via hermeticpaw)

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I have pugs on my jumper and I still look like a queen and also my best friend and I accidentally wore the same hijab

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Well, let’s say that since you were little, you always dreamed of getting a lion. And you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait but the lion doesn’t come. And along comes a giraffe. You can be alone, or you can be with the giraffe."
“I’d wait for the lion.”
“That’s why I worry about you.
Beginners, 2010 (via writingwillows)
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